The Winner Is...

Jocelyn!!! If you will please send me your mailing address, I will be happy to forward the stamp & paper kit to you!

You guys are AMAZING for playing along with me!!! Seriously!!! I was touched that so many of you would be willing to open up as you did. Of course I did give you the freedom to make things up if you had so chosen, but for some reason, I feel everyone was honest. Isn't it crazy how we as women have so much pressure to be "perfect"?

I know men have their own issues to deal with but after this weekend, I am more sure than ever most of them could not begin to conquer those mathematical gymnastics I mentioned. Let me play it out for you...

Keith: (knowing I have given up sugar for lent) You are gonna love me or hate me! (while smacking his lips) I bought two pieces of chocolate pie for us!

Me: (smiling through clenched teeth) Honey, you know I. Can't. Have. That.

Keith: (with as much sincerity as any human can have) I was afraid of that so I got you some fruit...fig newtons.

The man honestly had no idea fig newtons have sugar!!!

Happy Monday everyone!!!