You are who I dream of...
Rugged...handsome...strong...
BUT...
...the way my luck has been going lately...
YOU are the one I will most likely get...
A bad-a$$ medieval punk who does nothing more than leave hell in his wake. (Looks like someone missed his bi-annual dental visits. *shudder*)
Guess I should take up a sword and fight my own battles. What do you think? Think I can become a bad-a$$ medieval wench who rushes into combat and comes out victorious??? I'm thinking a little dragon slayin' is good for the soul.
Happy Hump Day and may all your demons forever be banished!
HugsNluv,
-L
He He He!!! I can just see you in the role of 'Xena Warrior Princess'...now she really knew how to kick a$$...& was gorgeous with it!!
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL LOL!!! U crack me up! :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
ReplyDeleteYou are a mess......I would so have to pass on the Bad A$$......teeth are important to me!!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteDon't go rushing into battle....you might mess up that beautiful face!!!
I miss you...I so need a visit...I'm tired and so sick of family drama....I will be so glad when this wedding is over!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! Oh Lisa I hope your luck turns around soon. (((HUGS)))
ReplyDeletelol hope you (and me both) get some better luck soon! And have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteLisa, you are too funny!!! I think maybe you should wait for the first one, he may not be to far in coming!! The 2nd one, well, you might have to don that armor and fight him off yourself, ewwwww!!!!
ReplyDeleteI had to chuckle... he's just delightfully disgusting and so prevalent everywhere. Hang on, Prince Charming has to be just around the corner!!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha you go get em! I have no doubt God has got the perfect Knight just for you. You are awesome girl, don't EVER forget that!!!
ReplyDeleteI just wanted you to know that Keenan and I thought this was hilarious. Haha..love you mama
ReplyDeleteI love it! Although more than likely true, I can picture it in my mind..... Truly scary thoughts. :-),
ReplyDeleteWe often think alot alike ---
ReplyDeleteEverafter
Superman has a drinking problem.
And Batman has issues.
The white knight as a kid, was abused---hence the armor.
And Prince Charming, well, the tights should give you a hint…
It‟s not the way I thought it was, I expected.
A little girl with wistful eyes, listening, believing in storybook endings.
I‟d resent it, but Disney owns reality.
And that big castle, well, it still looks pretty cool.
I‟ve been up in the top room, the one with the pointy spire,
And been in that Sleeping Beauty trance just waiting… that didn‟t work.
Woke up. Tore the dress, made a ladder out the window, climbed down, swam the moat, fought the dragon rescued my own damn self, thank you very much.
Looking back at the castle, I still have hope… not for what‟s in THERE, but for what‟s in me.
I‟ve got a fortress in me,
Built by adversity.
Not leaning on a strong man‟s arm,
but dodging his fists and keeping my dignity,
Adorned with my own armor,
valiantly walking forward.
My sword is drawn, my heart protected by a shield ---wisdom woven from thorns.
Ever after I shall walk upright, head straight, making no bargains.
Happily on a path untrodden, through dense forest,
where no one knows how the story ends.